Snake Oil Shyster

I have the truth, everyone else believes it, they can't all be wrong. Besides, it's so nice to think it's true, and if you disagree you'll suffer, even if you question it. Those others? They're deceived, I mean, look how they talk, they're crazy. You can't prove I'm not right. How am I sure I'm right? Because it's clear I'm correct. It doesn't make sense? you're not reading it correctly, you have to know it's true, or you'll confuse yourself. Your neighbor joined, and the next day he got a raise, clearly the magic is real. Also, look how much good it does, it fed twenty people yesterday. What? Murder? He's not a true believer, he doesn't count.